Flibberjibit Prophets are a mystical order of seers who have dedicated their lives to the study of the absurd. We have spent countless hours pouring over ancient tomes, practicing our best 'prophetic poses', and perfecting our ability to look at a clock and declare "IT'S LATE! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!"
Our prophets are not your average Joe's, no, no, no. We're a special breed. We're like the Jedi of the absurd, but instead of wielding lightsabers, we wield a trusty old calculator, a worn-out fedora, and a copy of "The Art of Flibbering" by Flibberjibit McGee.
Our prophecies are not always easy to understand, but that's the beauty of it, isn't it? The world is a complex place, full of mysteries and paradoxes. But don't worry, our prophets are here to guide you through it, one confusing pronouncement at a time.
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